Father's Day 2010

Sunday was Father's Day and the in-laws had the day booked, so I planned on heading to Piqua Saturday to get a round of golf in during the early evening hours with my dad to beat the heat as best we could. Plus, he doesn't like a whole lot of witnesses around to watch me whip him all over the course.

We went out with my sister Friday night to see Those Darlins. A rough & tumble group of ladies, to say the least, but they put on a great show. I'm just glad I wasn't up at the front. Woke up Saturday and my dad had called to see if I got his text message from last night. I hadn't so he went on to say that his friend, my godfather, Jim Hemm had called to see if we'd want to go fishing. We certainly would.

It's been years since I've dropped a line into Hemm Lake and I've been anxious to get back. Hemm Lake is a 6-7 acre spring-fed pond situated on the south end of town inside Mike Hemm's property on Hemm Road. That's a lot of Hemm's... that's why they named a road after them. Mike is Jim's cousin and was once the judge for Miami County until he retired. The lake was an old quarry long ago and now serves as the centerpiece to an outdoor association that uses the grounds for shooting guns and catching fish. This is where I first learned to fish, even shoot. I worked in the trap house on Sundays. I swan in the lake during parties.

I was a little rusty, but it felt pretty good to step into that same old boat, push off and toss in a line or two. Jim brought his two grandsons along and Hayden pulled in blue gill left and right. TNT caught the first bass as well as the biggest (not pictured). I caught three and Jim caught four or five. It wouldn't have mattered if we hadn't caught a thing, it was just good to be back out on the boat. We fished well into the night and Jim, Brandon and Hayden took three of the bass home with them for breakfast.

Already looking forward to the next time.

Beautiful Ohio? Where?

This post definitely contains cursing... just a forewarning.

This is a nod to the pr*tty sh*tty design blog I navigate to each morning. I was initially going to throw out a simple rant concerning the new license plate that we Ohioans must endure for who knows how long until I thought of a legitimate comparison... New Mexico's plate.

I'm not sure where or when it was that I stole a glimpse of Ohio's license plate future, but as the spottings increased so did the welling of anger inside me. Okay, I can't say I'm furious... more disappointed. I read that this was simply a trial plate and you could still purchase the old ones. But not long ago, they announced that they officially made the switch. Holy hell on earth will there be a shit storm at the BMV if I can't buy something other than that piece of shit. That's right, I'm willing to drop some dollars in order to protect the ass-end of my car from something that should've been wiped off of it.

The problem is that I find it hard to believe that whoever was hired to do this (I haven't put a lot of effort into finding out either), if they were hired at all, considers this a portfolio piece. I can probably see how this process might've played out. Follow me here...

Step 1: X design firm bids and is awarded the job of creating an updated plate for Ohio.

Awesome! Everyone will see our work!

Step 2: A bureaucratic committee is formed to oversee its creation.

Awesome! We all have so many great ideas! BTW... did you know that I once taught my neice's kindergarten art class? I'm very artistic.

Step 3: Initial concepts are presented which were probably decent enough... maybe even implementing Ohio's newly developed logo which isn't all that bad.

They're going to love these.

Step 4: The eleven committee members gasp silently and immediately begin the assassination of what could've been a good idea.

Well, I think it's important to show that Ohio has cities... AND farms... OH! and a bridge could symbolize the connection between our urban and rural heritage!... some rays of sun... and how could we forget about the Wright Brothers!?! And is there a different font for "Beautiful?" Maybe something more elegant? Can we put a glow on it to make it more legible?

Steps 5-1000: After a year of revisions, lost souls and wasted money, they come to the solution you see before you. An utter piece of shit.

We'll never do design work again.

The biggest problem of all is that the committee is probably very proud of this. Don't be fooled here. This is not art. This is not up for someone's subjective interpretation. Some joe-shmo's opinion doesn't count here... no more than my opinion counts in how to disassemble a nuclear warhead. It's shit. Bottom line and I hope to God I'm able to put something else on my car when the time comes.

Now, please enjoy the simplicity and legibility of New Mexico's plate. Take it in because you won't see but once a year at best. And even then, they've upgraded as well. A step (a very small one) down, in my opinion, but leaps and bounds beyond our state's embarrassment.

So this post did end up being a rant. Sorry.

St. Rose

I had an early meeting this morning downtown. Early enough that I went to said meeting and when I was finished, I drove out to Lunken Airport for a five-mile tempo run. On the return drive, I passed by Saint Rose Church on Eastern Avenue and swung in to take a picture of the high water marks on the back of the sacristy wall (the white strip running from the ground up between the two windows).

My Grandpa Alberts was baptized in that church and always talked about the painted markings depicting all of the river's biggest floods since the year 1800.

1937 gets top honors with 80' (basically equivalent to the top of the windows). It's hard to put it into perspective but the shot in the lower left shows the river in the background beyond the parking lot and the top of that second story window represents the 80' high water mark of 1937. At its crest, the river was 80' deep and probably upwards of a mile across. That is an unreal amount of water and hard to fathom.

Either way, it's a nice piece of history worth checking out. Here is a list of Cincinnati's biggest floods since 1800...

1. 80'0" (1937)

2. 71'2" (1884)

3. 70'0" (1913)

4. 69'3" (1945)

5. 66'6" (1964) Coincidence?

6. 65'0" (1997)

7. 64'10" (1948)

8. 63'7" (1933)

9. 61'9" (1918)

10. 61'6" (1966)

11. 61'5" (1982)

12. 60'6" (1930)

13. 60'1" (1979)

14. 59'4" (1978/1963)

Spring Grove

My mom will appreciate this post. This one goes out to D.T. Here's your shout-out.

I missed the bus Friday... kind of on purpose and took off down Hamilton to Groesbeck, which then turns into Gray and drops 400' down to Winton Rd. Before you get to Winton, there is an entrance to Spring Grove Cemetary... and while I've heard all about it, I've never actually been inside the grounds, so I took a sharp turn to the right and found myself riding through a dream land. It's hard to describe and could really only be appreciated in person. I had to get to work so I didn't have time but only for a quick couple of shots while riding along. The bottom image doesn't do that oak tree justice. It. Was. A. Monster. Its trunk was bigger than our bathroom.

I'm looking forward to leaving a little earlier next time and exploring just a little bit more. But even so, I now have a shortcut through a crazy magnificent piece of history.

And just to note, following a line of heavy storms that came through Sunday morning, I went downstairs to find about 3" of standing water in my bucket and nary a drop on the basement floor. BOOM!

J.Patrick: Basement Sealer

You know those forwards that have the woman wearing the motorcycle helmet upside down or the mules carrying half a car? Well, this image might make an appearance on something like that if it were ever suited for basement sealers. It's come to my attention that the crack along the wall in my basement leaks some serious water when there are very heavy downpours of rain. With all the heat and humidity the last couple of weeks, those heavy downpours are happening with annoying frequency. So the final fix will be to make a V cut into the concrete at the crack and seal it with some QuickCrete... but until that happens, I've concocted the most ghetto fix ever devised. It's a plastic bucket cut in half, then caulked to the side of the wall to act like a dam. The only addition I really need is a tube running out of the bottom and into a nearby drain. Once completed, all I have to do is wait for the next hard rain and see what kind of skills I've got.

I'm often pretty optimistic about such endeavors, but I'm giving this absolutely no shot of working. None. I've had plenty of run-ins with water over the years and I've yet to win. Narrowly escape, yes... but never win.